[DWYW clone] Irony

I was hoping for a few more players than 8, but ok. Backfires are now in italics.

Bored2death (4)(1 of 3):	A small shielding bubble appears above you. Unfortunately, It's above, not around you. It falls on your back, and rolls a few feet.
Yonowaaru (4)(1 of 1):	You successfully transport the population on top of a small cathedral.. and then you all roll off the sides. Fortunately, you are unharmed, but everyone is now lying face down in an alleyway close to the courtyard.
Firecat (6)(2 of 3):	You somehow manage to learn pyrokinesis. You notice a small number of sparks crackling from your fingertips. As you bend down to inspect this, your hair catches on fire.
NESgamer190 (6)(2 of 3):	You strain your mind, concentrating on creating a shield/hang glider. Before long you notice a bubble beginning to form around your hands. You give it a great oopmh of strength, and it expands, engulfing you and Mathexpert. Although you have compete control over it, it is wedged in between the church and another building.
LimeLemon (3)(4 of 1):	You look around. There's some rubble from the church's roof, a wagon full of hay which you landed in, and it appears Mathexpert just created a marble.
Mathexpert (2)(6 of 1):	A small hardened ball, roughly the size of a marble, of silly putty appears.
Dataflashsabot (3)(3 of 3):	Oh, you create a bubble alright. An impenetrable bubble. One you can't get out of. To make things worse, it appears to be only 6 feet in diameter.
minmay (3)(5 of 1):	Through the opening of the alley way, you can see a window box of flowers. Maybe a 50-50 mixture of geraniums and daisies. There's a bit of grass growing between the stones as well.

Hmm...  Although I got a hang gliding shield out, it seems to be stuck.
First things first however...  since I am face down on the ground...  *proceed to get into a crouching position*

I wrap the shield I made around me.

I eat some of the grass, mooing occasionally.

I said flat church, didn't I?
Oh well, I'll just summon a thunderstorm...

I teleport myself to inside one of the bubbles.

I trow the fire of my hair at the people

I levitate, bubble rising with me (of course), into the clouds. (And only to the clouds, I don't want to go into space.)

I said flat church, didn't I?

Yes, but you got a 4 and a backfire.

I make 10000 more silly puttys.

Bored2death (4)(5 of 2):	You proceed to wrap the shield around yourself. It works for the most part, but you must hold it in place.
Yonowaaru (2)(5 of 4):	The sun comes up, and brings new warmth to everyone.
Firecat (4)(4 of 3):	You start throwing fire like a madman. It fizzles out relatively quickly. You have reduced the flames, but you hair is still on fire.
NESgamer190 (5)(4 of 2):	Using your hands, you skillfully push yourself up into a crouch.
LimeLemon (2)(5 of 3):	By concentrating really hard, you manage to move a few feet away from everyone's bubbles.
Mathexpert (5)(4 of 3):	You can feel the power surging through your body. With a snap of your fingers, NES's bubble fills with silly putty. You are now both pressed up against the sides.
Dataflashsabot (4)(1 of 4):	Up and up you go! You manage to make at least 100 feet. But what comes up must come.. You have one turn to stop your free-fall.
minmay (5)(6 of 1):	You bend down and start eating at the cobblestones. Every once in a while, you will look up, clear you throat, and produce a perfect, "MOOOOOOO!"

Roll to dodge Firecat's fire:
Bored2death (2): The fire manages to catch on a loose shoelace. Your right foot is on fire.
Yonowaaru (3): The fire fizzles out a mere inches from your face.
Firecat (4): Having thrown the fire, you are unaffected.
NESgamer190 (N/A): You are inside a protective bubble, now full of silly putty.
LimeLemon (3): You manage to stamp out some sparks drawing close to you.
Mathexpert (N/A): You are in the silly putty party bubble with Mathexpert.
Dataflashsabot (N/A): You are 100 feet above everyone's heads.
minmay (6): Standing up on your hind legs, you take a great breath of air and launch your cud. It sails through the air and extinguishes the fire before it's anywhere near you. You return to eating.

I throw my burning shoe at the closest person.

I magic a trampoline directly below me.

I make it rain moogles.

Also:

I magic a trampoline directly below me.

WTF- BOOOM

Now that my sphere gets all putty'd, and that saved me from fire, I suppose it's safe to drain the sphere.
*Attaches a faucet to the bubble to drain the putty*