Alright. Here are the rules of the game:
Everyone posts an action in-thread. You may change this action, or perform the "null" action at anytime. Once everyone has submitted an action, dice will be rolled to determine the outcome. Here are the possibilities:
1 - EPIC FAIL
2 - Fail
3 - Barely succeed
4 - Success
5 - Perfect success
6 - Overshot
Bob: I eat some hay.
Jim: I summon a cow.
Phillip: I cross the stream.
Bob (2): In an attempt to consume hay you bend downwards and fall flat on your face.
Jim (4): A cow materializes in front of you.
Phillip (6): You take a flying leap over the stream and faceplant 15 feet from the opposite bank.
The following set of rules deals with actions that may backfire in some way. The chance of it backfiring depends on the strength of what you attempt. Example:
Jim: Uproot a tree.
Jim (5)(2 of 4): You walk up to the tree and rip it right out of the ground. Unfortunately its weight draws you backwards and you fall over.
"Jim": Name of person.
"(5)": Jim rolled a perfect success.
"(2 of 4)": Jim's action had backfire probability of 4. Because he rolled less than or equal to this, the action backfired. The maximum is 5, if you do something incredible. The minimum is 0, if you perform "null"
Dead may perform actions as well. You win when you are the last one standing. I
will mod kill if necessary. Just saying so right now.
Right then. Sign up by posting an action. For 24 hours, spots are reserved for Dataflashsabot, Mathexpert, Firecat, NESgamer190, LimeLemon, and Bored2death.
Everyone starts out lying facedown in a courtyard.