[DWYW clone] Irony

Ah, damnit....
I'll just summon acid rain, to end all this.

I release a deadly evil killer shark into the water.

Ehh...  I knew he was strong, but primitive?  I guess I have to do EVERYTHING for this big lug in getting better arament.
*applies the upgrade chip to the launcher arm*
Don't worry cy...  Now you'll wreck the fools...

Lightning bolt goes into water!
(Yes that was an action.)

I try to warp to a nice, dry, sunny location.

I realize that Purple Pineapple doesn't know what "surname" means.

Is that your action?

Yes.

I drink 7up.

i use my now ghostly pyrokinesis in some alive user*

_{*using random roll}

Expect results in an hour or two.

I tell a joke so bad that some people may die of facepalming too hard.

You seriously don't know what a surname is? Huh?
Anyways, I grow a protective cage of vines with my green fingers..

ugh...  I should've known better than to utilize the cyberdemon method...
One thing left to do...  Cause Armageddon II: the rematch!
*tries to make the moon into a giant missile capable of splintering earth into bits*