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Re: The Jokes topic
« Reply #60 on: February 15, 2011, 14:50:10 »
A man walks on a bar. He falls.

A man walks into a bar. An admin turns off his hacks, and he gets stuck.

A man walks into a bar. He mauls it.
Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City, I'm a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty, yes you do~<br /><br />Time Square can't shine as bright as you, I swear it's true~

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« Reply #61 on: February 22, 2011, 14:33:05 »
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa.
Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City, I'm a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty, yes you do~<br /><br />Time Square can't shine as bright as you, I swear it's true~

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« Reply #62 on: February 22, 2011, 19:23:03 »
wha did one electric cable said to another cable
we are the untouchables

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Re: The Jokes topic
« Reply #63 on: February 23, 2011, 07:31:20 »
My new specialty is threefold puns. I think I've only come up with two so far and I forgot one of them but... it's a start!

Here's the one I remember:
What do you call it when someone's sibling takes control of their chemistry experiment?
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When something smells, it's usually my monitor.

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« Reply #64 on: February 23, 2011, 20:53:34 »
I remembered the other one! This one might actually be more like two-and-a-half-fold, though.

There was once a group of primitive voltorbs (Yes, the Pokemon) living out in the wild, struggling to survive with their limited organization skills. One day, one of them evolved! His fellows rallied around him and he directed them to build houses and they developed into a small village. Eventually he led them to become a thriving civilization, and they elected him as their president! He was an...
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When something smells, it's usually my monitor.