The Game of Destruction

Dr.Trilobite guts the ship and uses the scrap metal for a giant fighting robot.

This is the Game of Destruction. Not the Game of Recycle-ificating.

This is the Game of Destruction. Not the Game of Recycle-ificating.

It's basically destroyed, okay?!

Either way, he also throws it into a pit of acid.

Superman eats the pit of acid.

I uses kryptonite to... do... stuff...

i destroy the kryptonite with a Powerful Photon Laser

I pour mud on the laser, causing it to break.

I use a shovel to dig the mud to submission!
(Shovel to destroy)

I, with my GHOST POWERS OF AWESMOE, MYSTERIOUSLY CAUSE THE SHOVEL TO BURST INTO A BAZILLION MILLION THINGIES!!! 

I get Hephaestus to eat TDO.

Object = A Greek god.

I give Hephaestus an unforgeable piece of iron, he goes mad trying to forge it and explodes(!) in frustration.

I destroy the unforgeable piece of iron with the undying, pure steel will of my large and terrible mouth coming down upon it with brute force.

I BURST OUT OF HEPHAESTUS' BRAINZ IN AN AWE-INSPIRING EXPLOSION OF FURY!!!
And then I shake his guts off me, which eat through he undying, pure steel will of Wanderer's large and terrible mouth.

...Ouch.

I shoot an exploding arrow that pierces TDO's chest and destroys him. Object : The bow.

A bow huh?  I know just the thing for a meek bow!
I shall cut the string, not with scissors, but a chainsaw!
(Object is chainsaw)