The Game of Destruction

I get this guy to eat your bomb.

I get this guy to eat your bomb.

Who is "this guy"?

Quote from: Purple Pineapple on August 10, 2010, 20:56:52

I get this guy to eat your bomb.

Who is "this guy"?

A missing image. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mask_(film)

I throw a piece of crap at him.

I use your fertilizer in my ornate plant pot.

I deadify the ornate plant pot by stabbing him with a crack in the wall.

(Anyone find the reference?)
(Hint: Nifflas World of Text, my 'Secret Base in the Sky')

i send in the bomb squad to destroy the wall.

I send in The CIA/FBI/Area 51 dudes to BLOW THE BOMB SQUAD INTO A BIG CHEEZ! 

While all those people killed the bomb squad, a helicopter was above them and dropped a nuke. There were no survivors

The nuke destroyed the helicopter.

Actually, the nuke was the object, TDO. The nuke made the people am ka-splode. A helicopter can't make people go boom if you drop it on them.

A helicopter can't make people go boom if you drop it on them.

Well, yes, it can, but thats beside the point.

Anyway, just to continue the game, I destroy the destruction of the destroyed helicopter (since the nuke is already destroyed...).
I rewind space-time, with my super-special-awesome time machine, before the helicopter ever took off, and convince the pilot that dropping that nuke was a bad idea. Then we went off to get some drinks.

The object is me, I guess, since I was the one that "destroyed" the destruction.

I go and grab you and throw you off a cliff.

I freeze the cliff using my  , then i use my to turn the cliff into an iceberg. It drifts off and the Titanic am hit-ify'd it eventually.

Object = Either the , the Titanic, or both.

I go and grab you and throw you off a cliff.

Generally throwing kaizoman off cliffs doesn't work. (See here.)