The Game of Destruction

I eat /b/, as it is something awful itself.

Object = The orb from Capture The Orb.

Didn't we establish that it can't be destroyed earlier? Whatever. I chuck it into a gigantic ice chipper.

I use Magma on the ice chipper.

I expose your magma to air. It cools down until it turns into rock, at which point I grind it into dust.

Object can be either air or the grinder, or even both. Doesn't really matter.

I grind the air.

1. Destroy air
2. Get some guy to destroy the grinder

I destroy your grinder with a 800000000-ton typewriter.

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I put I a virus in the computer for everyone.

What in the name of Krixus? TDO, could you please explain why this post exists at all?

No-one had posted in a week, so I thought I would do this to get people to reply. My post above is real.

I thought I would do this to get people to reply.

Watch out with that. You just broke rule #15: ''Don't post random things in a topic''.
I would have reported you, but i went insane.

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Enough offtopic.

I type ''Now it's time for all good men to come to our aid and destroy that typewriter!'' on a nearby, smaller typewriter. A giant green !-block falls out of the sky, and crushes the 800000000-ton typewriter.

(object = Either the smaller typewriter or the !-block. I unno.)

I use DYNAMITE on the !-block.

I banhammer the dynamite.


Go puns!

I use this piece of evidence to prove there's no banhammer that could destroy Dynamite.

Object = Evidence

LPChip deletes this forumgame making your evidence look like this.

I get Miss Paula to ban LPChip.