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The Game of Destruction

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #645 on: March 26, 2010, 05:04:38 »
Quote from: NESgamer190 on March 24, 2010, 22:30:43
*Pulls out AA (Abbreviation of Anti-Aircraft) to shoot down the enemy bogie (airplane)*
Object:  Anti-Aircraft
*pulls out an anti-anti-aircraft*
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #646 on: March 26, 2010, 20:53:10 »
I shoot the AAA.

(Object=Whatever you want it to be)
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #647 on: March 26, 2010, 23:11:29 »
I destroy the machine gun/ coffee grinder combo you used to shoot the AAA by asplosing it in my explosion-proof microwave
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #648 on: March 27, 2010, 03:53:27 »
Quote from: Mochaalatte on March 26, 2010, 23:11:29
I destroy the machine gun/ coffee grinder combo you used to shoot the AAA by asplosing it in my explosion-proof microwave
I use a macrowave to asplode your microwave. (Didn't someone use a macrowave before?)
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #649 on: March 27, 2010, 10:31:00 »
I use a toaster to toasteringly toaster your toaster macrowave.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #650 on: March 27, 2010, 21:27:27 »
Quote from: StraightFlame on March 27, 2010, 10:31:00
I use a toaster to toasteringly toaster your toaster macrowave.
Yo, dawg, I herd u liek toast, so we put a toaster in your toaster so you can cook while you cook.
Object is still a toaster. xD
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #651 on: March 27, 2010, 22:22:34 »
I bake the toaster toasting a toaster, toasting a microwave, microwaving an explosion-proof microwave in an oven.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #652 on: March 28, 2010, 00:47:35 »
I remove the pilot light, and combine it with a motorcycle gas tank, a lawnmower blade and a motorcycle brake to make a SHISHKEBAB. (fallout 3 ftw)
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #653 on: March 28, 2010, 01:30:06 »
My mouth om nom noms on your shishkebab. Then I realize you were implying it as a weapon. oops. oh well.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #654 on: March 28, 2010, 03:12:37 »
You start smoking cigarettes, and your gums start receding. Then your teeth fall out, and you get mouth cancer. Your mouth dies.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #655 on: March 28, 2010, 07:54:07 »
Please, Krixus, cure all forms of cancer in the world, including mouth cancer.

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It worked! Krixus IS the true god!
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #656 on: March 28, 2010, 13:13:49 »
i smash the :) with an INDESTRUCTIBLE OBJECT.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #657 on: March 28, 2010, 13:42:49 »
You can't smash Krixus. And you can't use an indestructable object. this logic creates a paradox which destroys the indestructable object, creating another paradox which bans you from the internet forever.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #658 on: March 28, 2010, 22:46:41 »
Quote from: StraightFlame on March 28, 2010, 13:42:49
You can't smash Krixus. And you can't use an indestructable object. this logic creates a paradox which destroys the indestructable object, creating another paradox which bans you from the internet forever.
I use Edgeworth to find the logic in the paradox to make it plausible, therefore, making the paradox disappear.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #659 on: March 29, 2010, 19:09:34 »
PHOENIX WRIGHT declares his logic incorrect, and he is awarded a fricken medal. The object is Phoenix.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2010, 19:11:51 by pumpkin »
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