The Game of Destruction

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-Maik sure you haz no typos.

-Refresh or try again later.

-Make sure if you have internet at all.

-Probably the server has been attacked by space pirates.

I get a strange space blob to eat the pirates.

I hire Samus, the best bounty hunter EVAR, to genocide all of space blob-kind. And then kill some more Space Pirates. And steal me a Metroid for my own evil purposes. So yeah.

I hire Samus, the best bounty hunter EVAR, to genocide all of space blob-kind. And then kill some more Space Pirates. And steal me a Metroid for my own evil purposes. So yeah.

Go! MOTHERBRAIN!
MOTHERBRAIN used MIND LAZAR!
It's super effective!
MOTHERBRAIN gained over nine thousand exp points!

Mother Brain can not comprehend your repeated use of an overused internet meme, and it's brain explodes. Since Mother Brain is it's brain, it dies.

XKCD derails Pumpkinbot's repeated use of an overused internet meme by using the wrong reply.

Motherbrain:  I'M-A FIRIN MA LAZERS!
XKCD:  Yes, but does it float?

(yeah, I changed those lines about 10 times, deal with it)

I get The stickman's Metroid to eat your brain, meaning you cannot give any wrong replies anymore. If Metroids can't eat brains, deal with it. I hardly know the-- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!

I love XKCD...

I kill my Metroid. With an IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Afterward, I turn the Metroid into a vaccine to save the world from the X. However, I leave one X alive, capture it and seal it away for my own evil purposes. So yeah.

I hope this be the righteth item..eth.
I whip out my Fusion Suit and absorb the X.

A giant bird hits you down a cliff and you lose all your power-ups, just like at the beginning of almost every game (well, except for the bit about the bird and the cliff).

You get the blue key and go through the blue gate. Because you don't visit , it waits an eternity for you to trigger a cutscene and eventually dies of starvation.

I paint the blue key red.

I paint the red paint Rainbow

I stick a convex lens in front of the rainbow. I then stick my head at the focal point, and the rainbow disapears.

Uh... There never was any actual rainbow. The object was rainbow paint. But myeh, details...