The Game of Destruction

I introduce II to WW. They marry and have a child named WWII. WWII grows up, and kills his parents.





...Huh?

I introduce WWII to Peace.

Peace annihilates WWII in a peaceful manner.

I introduce WWII to Peace.

Peace annihilates WWII in a peaceful manner.

I introduce peace to spelling. It is now "piece", and, since it is no longer "peace", it no longer exists. Ergo, it is destroyed.

i totaley spel ervy wird incoretly wif mi kibored.

Sdrawkcab ecnetnes yreve snrut osla tub sopyt lla stcerroc taht Remmah Yralubacov Hapoos ym htiw Noitnemid Suxirk' otni draobyek ruoy hsams i.

(object = my Remmah Yralubacov Hapoos whatever that means)
(The statement i posted should be read from right to left, down to up)

.remmah yralubacov hapoos ruoy gniyortsed ,niarb ruoy ni krops ym ekop I nehT .noisnemid ruoy fo tuo yaw ym noops ot krops ythgim ym esu I


All sentences are back to normal. My object is a spork.

i destroy your spork with a Filipino's kitchen decoration of choice, giant spoon and fork combo! (see spoiler):

I use the wooden fork as a wooden stake with which to kill Dracula.  Instead of Dracula dying, the fork brakes; Dracula has stakeproof armor on.

The spoon dies of loneliness.

I throw a garlic salad at dracula.

My mouth om nom noms your garlic salad. t'was delicious.

I take your mouth to the dentist's/orthodontist's office.

That is going to hurt in the morning.

I take your mouth to the dentist's/orthodontist's office.

That is going to hurt in the morning.

I make Bill Cosby tell the dentist he is a quack.

I ''Kill Cosby'' (get it?)

(object = Uninspired melee weapon)

I take your Uninspired Melee Weapon and toss on a whole bunch of unnecessary attachments and doodads

It thus becomes an Extremely Inspired Melee Weapon (+7)

I put the doodads in a Starcraft map and attach it to an email along with all the unnecessary attachments then send the email to someone who has me on their junk mail list so the email gets deleted.

...I don't have a clue what the object is there.