The Game of Destruction

I shoot the Fat Bastard full of lead, just cause I don't feel like posting a long, random sentance in which something happens to him, which leads to something else, and so forth so on until I finally destroy him. Luckily for you, I am not doing this, and you can easily identify the object of destruction. Look, I even bolded it just for you. See? Its right above this word, in the very first sentance. See how easy that was? Good. [/what?]

I feed the lead to a passing dragon.

I hire a generic hero to slay the dragon.

I hire a generic hero to slay the dragon.

I hire a generic villain that can turn into some beast or something to kill your generic hero.
(Object: Ganon)

I wonder what Ganon is up to!
I put Ganon in a horrible CD-i game which then gets smashed to little bits by every person who buys it.

The people are the object since they already destroyed the game.

Makarov kills every person who buys the game (with apologizes to Pumpkinbot and everyone who loses it) because he doesnt cares about people.

I get a hot girl to console him, sowing that underneath his iron hard shell, there is a very vulnerable man. Wich ruins his image as a badass forever.

I throw her in the Eagle River, never to be seen again.
(P.S. if your name is Pumpkinbot or Mochaalatte, or if you scroll down one or two posts, you may have noticed the object and way of destruction were uninspired before.)

-NOW IRRELEVANT-

I do stuff to the girl.

(object = eh, a skittle?)

*ahem* let's say you threw the girl in Eagle River, never to be seen again, mkay? Yeah. Get back to postin'

Thanks. Will mod my post right away.

I use a eraser to delete River from your post. then i procced to Harpoon the eagle.

Object can be either the eraser or the harpoon, but if you destroy the latter your object may end up in a cage with sharks.

*grows sadistic as he rubs the eraser to nothingness using a CHEESE GRATER*
[object is cheese grater]

I attempt to grate THE ENTIRE KNOWN UNIVERSE on the cheese grater, destructicating it.

I roll up the entire known universe with my katamari!