The Game of Destruction

I slap your propaganda on a piece of cardboard, and then proceede to slice it to pieces with an axe to grind.

I bring it to Soviet Russia or something.

This is where the victims kill you, axe.

Object=Soviet Russia

I use my necro-Powers to reanimate Stalin who`s going to lead the sovjets once again by killing everybody who isn`t a robot-like and perfect employee. Well... over all he`s killing everybody in his countries. Now he`s alone. Poor Josef...

I sit Stalin down at a computer and browse to 4chan; it causes his head to explode.

I tell Microsoft that there are terrorists on the site, and they delete it immediatly.

I destroy Microsoft by sneaking into their HQ and
Object: Me

You suck. Why? Cuz StraightFlame says so.

(You a-splode by that sentence)

I destroy that sentence with Paint.NET:

But Paint.net a-splode by the fact you use WaDF theme.

Blame WaDF theme!

So... mkay.

I use my mouse to change the format from WaDF to Knytt Stories theme.

Hammered your mouse, left the hammer there, and give you some hammer-destroy thingies.

Um... Hammer-destroy thingies? What?

Anyway, I call Cthulhu to break your hammer in half. Just cause I can.

I feed Cthulhu cake. Wasn't he allergic to cake?

Um... No. He's on one, though.

Whatever, I eat your cake.

Um... No. He's on one, though.

Whatever, I eat your cake.

I tell you the cake is a lie, and, since you're allergic to lies, you die.
Object: my vocal chords