The Game of Destruction

I drop a train on 'em.

I call the Al Quaida and tell them a story about Obamas stay in the train.
Well, I think it should be clear that the terrorists are going to cause a crash (train=broken)

I call the Al Quaida and tell them a story about Obamas stay in the train.
Well, I think it should be clear that the terrorists are going to cause a crash (train=broken)

I call train the United Nations with a "Where's Waldo?" book so they can find Al-Quaida better.

I pour bleach on the "Where's Waldo?" book.

I attack your bottle of bleach with a guy with orange hair and a giant sword.

I trow a metallic ball at the reference i dint get and knonk him off a cliff, like almost everything  .
Object:

It was Cloud. Because there aren't enough RPG protagonists around with giant swords and insane hair. Especially in Final Fantasy...

I drop the ball in some uninspired lava.

I send into the lava, and the lava freezes by 's whiteness.

It was Cloud. Because there aren't enough RPG protagonists around with giant swords and insane hair. Especially in Final Fantasy...

I drop the ball in some uninspired lava.

(Does Axel from Kingdom Hearts count? His hair does defy gravity, but he doesn't have a sword. He has these weird spiked disc things. xD)

Anyway, I take the and SMASH IT WITH A HAMMAH!

I grab the hammer to the ancient dwarfes who created Mjöllnir and the golden hair and stuff, to improve it. But leady the evil fly is still there (you should read the edda, really, all of you!) to distract one of the dwarfes and let him drop the unfinished hammer into the forge. Damn!

The

Evil fishes from hell!

Eat the evil fly.
Object:

I flush the down the
EDIT: That was a toilet, until fortunecity got hacked. 

I hack fortunecity.com and delete it.

Object is my incr3d1bl3 1337 h4xx1ng skills/program

FortuneCity runs on Apple. It immediately destroys your virus thingy. Only after you destroyed the site, though.
Object: Apple

Forget apples. Pears are better.

Object = propaganda

How this destroys Apple: As they misunderstood me (when i said apple i meant the fruit) nobody wants to buy ANYTHING that has to do with Apple. Apple is ruined (please make that count as destroyed)