The Game of Destruction

Guessing that you and the metal is the object,

I send you to a crematorium b'cuz i think you were dead, but you werent, and you are BURNT ALIVE

A Covenant dropship lands on your crematorium. The two hunters on it proceed to destroy it with their fuel rod cannons.

Giygas appears and consumes the cannons with an attack you cannot comprehend the true form of.

Guessing that you and the metal is the object,

S/he was actually supposed to destroy the anvil, therefore the pocket lighter was the object..

[mod]I find out that the Edit By Mod thingy IS accessable to regular people and i accidentally create a paradox that creates a black hole in a way no one understands, destroying Gig-- Gei-- Reg-- WHATEVER!

P.S. sorry for using this, everyone. I just used this to keep a game running, k?[/mod]

You can blame either the paradox, the black hole, or this Edit By Mod thingy here.

[mod]I become LPchip and ban all mods, including myself, to stop the edit by mod tag from ever being used again![/mod]

Seriously though, you shouldn't use the mod tags or LPchip will go psychomanits again, like the last time someone decided to use these and wasn't a mod.

Combo (3)! Anyways, i un-KO and unban The Stickman (by hacking) and he goes into LPChip form again, banhammering the screwdriver (the part in Bold font is still the object.

i trow a rock at  "LPchip" in a way that he hit himself with the hammer, banning himself and taking the banhammer with that.

*randomly grabs paper*
Rock, paper, scissors! (another misspelled word...?)

I grab your paper and sell it to a Gangsta-Pothead, who uses the paper to smoke some grass.

Nice try, but you can't use it to smoke if there is a rock wrapped up inside it. The poor guy notices Firecat's rock, who was a random talking pebble named Steve (i can't believe he appears here after being thrown into a volcano), and seemed to randomly explode. The object is either Steve or my special StraightFlame-ish logic no one understands (not even me ).

I throw Steve and your logic into another volcano just to be a jerk (and quit referencing your topics!).

I plug up your volcano with an unnecessarily large boulder!
Also, I kick your volcano. nyeh.

I remove the unnecessarily large boulder. But now the volcano is still there OO

In my eyes volcano are just biiiig french fries cookers. That`s a fact!
In order to this knowledge I fill tons of alminds into the volcano to create an uncountable number of tasty glacéed almonds, yummy! However, cause I´m filled up with these after eating 5 tons, 5134125125 tons are left. But under the volcano you`ll find a big glacéed-almonds-loving lavaworm (I love Lava!). He was asleep but the smell of the great almonds was to tasty to let him in his dreams. He awakes and cause he`s so hoggish all the almonds an the volcano are getting devoured. Woho!

Sorry Mochaalatte my story is to hilarious to be wasxted =P