The Game of Destruction

Also, on a side note, didn't Exp HP just destroy himself? (As well as destroying logic, by eating himself, not Pacman eating him)

And the way I break the game is by performing three actions instead of one, and then establishing an object that was never actually physically present in any of the three actions:

I use Player 2 to steal the Super Pellet.

Firecat(The Player 3) gets angry and trow his controller to Player 2

Sorry Firecat but I use my supermanpowerheroactionforce to enable my superlaserextremesmeltingpower to smelt down the doors of the Acme Laboratory, stealing the Acme-Powerlaserweapon to blast you outta my view

I use a prism to defract your laser and turn it into a prettiful and harmless rainbow (warning: do not try this with deadly lasers at home).

I steal your prism and throw it into a furnace, where it is melted down into meaningless dribble

angered at the loss of my sock, I stab your furnace to death with a oversized, fluffy paperclip.

angered at the loss of my sock, I stab your furnace to death with a oversized, fluffy paperclip.

Furnaces had a life in the first place?

Anyway, I steal your oversized, fluffy paperclip and replace one of the wires in my computer with it. However, because it is so fluffy, the computer explodes and destroys your oversized, fluffy paperclip with it.

Uhm.. I take whatever remains to be destroyed and throw it in a furnace

I trow the furnace into a bigger furnace the sea

I vaporize the sea with my GIANT LASER SATELLITE!

With the sea vaporized, there is no more water for the world. First the plants die off. Then the animals. Eventually, the scientists of your satellite die of hunger. The satellite miscalculates it trajectory. It crashes to earth and a skittle rolls out of the wreckage.

A pelican swoops down and eats the Skittle.

A pelican swoops down and eats the Skittle.

I dive from the sky and kill the pelican with a knife
Object - Knife

i take it to Fulliautomatix who destroies it.
Object anvil

(I was indeed referencing Earthbound with the eraser eraser)
ANYWAYS, I use my pocket lighter to slowly but surely melt away your anvil, splattering molten metal all over my skin.