The Game of Destruction

I cook your superfrog and serve it at a restauraunt. Frog legs, anyone? 

Erm.. object?

I'm gonna presume that it's the restaurant...

so I put maggots in all your food and call the health inspector on you and get your restaurant demolished and turned into a jamba juice.

I take a closer look at the health inspector, and he seems to be roblox.com user Noxburner, who seems to use fake evidence just to seem innocent, i use evidence.
''Using fake evidence, disappearing right after, the way you said it...''
''What are you talking about?''
''YOU did it, didya? YOU destroyed the building materials and YOU put the maggots in there!''
''No WAY! Y--''
''Yes way... There is NO way you could have seen me. The tower was too high, and the gun is too small.''
''Myeheheheheh... You finally know it, eh?''

And then he throws himself through a one-way door into a box with another team spawn as its floor, and i hack him so he will always stay there until he admits it to everyone. He commits suicide.

In other words, evidence made him commit suicide

I hit your evidence with a sock full o' lard.

I make the lard in the sock explode, thus obliterating the sock with my extraordinary magic powers.

*somehow utilizes the extraordinary magical powers to conjure up the yeti*
[object: YETI]

I give him a lifetime of free Outrageous Builders Club on Roblox so he goes waste his life until he dies because he thinks he is a Robloxian and he knows those don't eat or drink.

The Yeti spams the Roblox forums, so a moderator hits him with a Banhammer.

I Banhammer the Banhammer, creating a paradox that removes all Banhammers from existence, making the paradox the object.
P.S. What is a Bamhammer?
P.S.S. The object was a lifetime of free OBC. NOT roblox.com the Yeti's account

Thanks!

I break the paradox by breaking this game in which it was created.

And the way I break the game is by performing three actions instead of one, and then establishing an object that was never actually physically present in any of the three actions:
1. Resolving the paradox into a Skittle.
2. Eating said skittle.
3. Eating myself like Pac-Man.

And so, the object is now Pac-Man.

I throw a ghost at pacman.

P.S.S. The object was a lifetime of free OBC. NOT roblox.com the Yeti's account

He can't use his lifetime of OBC if the account is banned, now can he?

I grab a Super Pellet (or whatever those things from Pacman were called) and eat the ghost.



Also, on a side note, didn't Exp HP just destroy himself? (As well as destroying logic, by eating himself, not Pacman eating him)