The Game of Destruction

The money isn't the object, the jacuzzi is.

I get an elephant to drain the entire water supply of the city so that the jacuzzi doesn't function.

*uses a portable hole to trap the elephant in the earth*
[Object:  Portable hole]

I throw a bag of holding into the portable hole, sending them both to the astral plane.

Also, I think the point of the game is to destroy the object BEFORE the event happens, so the bag of holding is still the object.

I toss a charged Wand of Cancellation into the bag to make it explode.  The wand lives.

(that is a reference to NetHack, a game I haven't played yet... and probably should)

I close the game window without saving
I MEAN UH....

I have a random spawn monster kill you, thus ending your game.

I use Stephen Hawking to prove that your random spawning monster can't and doesn't exist, so it disappears in a puff of logic.

I take stephen hawking's wheelchair and automated computing devices rendering him completely useless.

How dare you. The Americans With Disabilities act people and the scientific community set fire to your house

I drop the AWDap down a large hole.

I send in a S.W.A.T. team to Nevermind, that would be too PeppyHare4000-esque.
I summon my infinite legion of Steves into your hole until it is full!
(Yes, Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged.)

How dare you. The Americans With Disabilities act people and the scientific community set fire to your house

the object was actually the wheelchair... not me or my house... lolz so um... you failed at destroying.


I fill the large hole with jelly beans making it a nice level jelly bean break dancing stage.

I put a large piece of cardboard over your Steves, now making it a large break dancing stage.

I cut up your cardboard, then throw it into a pool of acid and watch it slowly melt away.

I drink your acid. Although this is delicious acid. Citric acid!

I punch IThe poster above me that drinked citric acid with a basketball

I punch I with a basketball

wut?

Please reiterate your statement.