The Game of Destruction

In the aftermath, the only piece of matter left is... conveniently... a skittle!

In the aftermath, the only piece of matter left is... conveniently... a skittle!

I grind the skittle with an organ grinder then throw the skittle's remains somewhere

Object: Organ grinder

I give the organ grinder money so he goes away and stops playing music at me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organ_grinder

*pickpockets the money and quickly stashes it away in an old, clunky chest.*

I slash open the chest with my Keyblade.

I slash open the chest with my Keyblade.

I use the FIAH ROD to burn the keyblade

I am the keyblade master, so I wave my hand, and it goes all shiny and reappears in my hand. And then I press square. Because I can. Hwah!

I get angered, and throw your PS2 controller against the wall, effectively destroying the square button.

I make a large tree fall down on your wall.

I chop down the large tree with a

CHOP AXE

I get angered, and throw your PS2 controller against the wall, effectively destroying the square button.

Since when did they port IWBTG to PS2?

Anyway, I stick your chop axe in chop suey, and their dark and light essences combine, and like dark matter and light matter, cancel out with an explosion.
Object: Physics

Quote from: Mochaalatte on December 03, 2009, 06:14:28

I get angered, and throw your PS2 controller against the wall, effectively destroying the square button.

Since when did they port IWBTG to PS2?

Anyway, I stick your chop axe in chop suey, and their dark and light essences combine, and like dark matter and light matter, cancel out with an explosion.
Object: Physics

I use the power... Psychological Prism
It makes it defy the law's of physics.

I smash your head in. All nice and sportsmanlike.

I drop a pebble in front of your feet and you topple over just like that nice and sportsmanlike fellow in FallOver.

(object: Pebble)

I smash the pebble with a hammer. It's actually really fun to do that. Just don't neglect safety goggles.