The Game of Destruction

I destroy the sneezing powder with my Iji NULL DRIVER.

I take the null driver and give it to the S.W.A.T Team

Object: SWAT

The S.W.A.T team have no fricking clue how to use it and end up blowing theirselves to bits with said null driver.

This game is still going on strong I see.

I throw shoe at swat team so they get blown in to oblivion.

Object: Shoe


[mod]Deleted the f-word and the equally pointless sentence that contained it.[/mod]
Edit by myself: wtfwtfwtfwtwf lolololol 

*feeds shoe to Komato Beast*  (Yes, more Iji references.)
[object:  Komato Beast]

I close the Iji game window without saving, thus destroying the Komato beast.

I divide by zero.

I divide by zero.

I use parts of the calculator to a cannon to make an electic stingray to destroy the rest of the calculator.

I divide by zero again. You don't need a calculator to do that.

I divide by zero again. You don't need a calculator to do that.

I combine a memory eraser and a particle seperator to make...
Info-erase ray.

I use it for you to forget how to divide by zero

I pour root beer into the info-erase ray. It short-circuits.

I throw shoe at swat team so they get blown in to oblivion.

Object: Shoe

Salmoneus, the object was still the null driver. The swat team were already asploded.

I soak up the root beer with a sponge. (After the ray short circuits.)

I soak up the root beer with a sponge. (After the ray short circuits.)

I throw the sponge into a magma geyser. It melts as it explodes.

Quote from: The stickman on November 29, 2009, 20:37:47

I divide by zero again. You don't need a calculator to do that.

I combine a memory eraser and a particle seperator to make...
Info-erase ray.

I use it for you to forget how to divide by zero

Actually, information cannot be destroyed, so...

Whatever. I send in some jedi to have a world ending battle with light sabers and large amounts of force powers. The combined mass of laser explosions and the force creates yet another black hole.

Hey, at least I created it in a non-clich? way...

I send my trusty league of white holes to spit matter into your black hole.

After a lengthy, two-hour battle, both the black and white holes implode.

I send my trusty league of white holes to spit matter into your black hole.

After a lengthy, two-hour battle, both the black and white holes implode.

What is the object? There has to be an object or kaizoman has to make us start with the skittle again