The Game of Destruction

So what. I walk past all your imaginary defences and punch you in the face.

Destroy my peanut.

I feed the peanut to the cat.

I spontaneously combust the cat.

[Hippy] Just 'cause, bra'. [/Hippy]

Object: Improbability of a cat spontaneously combusting.

I spontaneously combust the cat.

[Hippy] Just 'cause, bra'. [/Hippy]

Object: Improbability of a cat spontaneously combusting.

I invent a cure for spontaneously combustion and stop spontaneously combusting.

I remove the word spontaneously out of the dictionary.

I clear out my locker (end of year!!)
and throw the dictionary in the bin (i didnt actually, i need it next year  )

I clear out my locker (end of year!!)
and throw the dictionary in the bin (i didnt actually, i need it next year  )

I throw the bin in a trash compactor.

I use a very large spring to launch the trash compactor off a cliff.

I use a very large spring to launch the trash compactor off a cliff.

I use acid to disintegrate the spring

I place your acid over a bunsen burner and wait for it to turn into a gas, spread out, and lose its acidity.

(Object: Bunsen Burner)

I place your acid over a bunsen burner and wait for it to turn into a gas, spread out, and lose its acidity.

(Object: Bunsen Burner)

I turn off the gas valve for the bunsen burner with a wrench.


(Thanks for the spell check, gorflnhorfir)

.....I'm going to assume you meant "wrench".

I throw the wrench into a furnace so it melts.

I tear down the furnace with a pickaxe

I use 13 secret spices to make the pickax irresistible to a passing bear, who eats it.

I use 13 secret spices to make the pickax irresistible to a passing bear, who eats it.

I send in the S.W.A.T team to kill the bear.

I sprinkle 13 secret spices on your S.W.A.T. Team, making them irresistible to a passing CARNIVOROUS ORANGE!

*because Peppy was supposed to destroy the spices, not the bear*