The Game of Destruction

*flings I into La Mulana ruins*
(Object:  La Mulana ruins)

Using a trojan with a big shining "HERE" button to lead all these hackerbastards to your computer to destroy the whole sytsem (and the mulana ruins).

Object: Hackerbastards =D

BTW: Nobody was loving my vulcano... I love you vulcano! =P

(Previously on the game of destruction...
The Blue Moon got into another dimension, and was eventually destroyed by a calculator.
Straightflame, who teleported the Blue Moon, was lucky to get a rock from a star-shaped crater in the moon, and afterward, he made an endless supply of... stuff out of the rock.
Now back to where we left off...)

And look what i got here...

*Pulls out one of those big gun thingies that fire a huge cyan blast you see on Newgrounds.com often, aims it at the hackerbastards, and the guys run away, into a still active trap. Then Straightflame 'fires' the thingamajic and a flag with BANG! written on it pops out*

Morons.

I throw the gun thingamajig into the path of a steamroller, which proceeds to crush it beyond recognition.

I drive the steamroller to a pit... with lava!
(Object:Lava or Pit)

I play hack`n slay with my math-teacher, cutting her into little parts. Her false grinning is big enough to hide the sun... however. It`s big enough to fill up the pit. Bah... that?s a good feeling. I hope everybody here is over 18? =D

Object: The slaughtered parts of the grinning of my math teacheress (is it really a word? mathteacheress? If not... female math-prof^^ )

I grab a magical eraser out of my infinite weapon supply, and start erasing the pit, with, of course, the grinning. Then i grab some blue moon stones out of the Erased dimension, make some more inventories, and try to sell them to everyone who posted here, or is gonna do that.

I stick the magical eraser in the freezer, then take it out 8 hours later and smash it to bits.

I stick the magical eraser in the freezer, then take it out 8 hours later and smash it to bits.

I destroy the freezer with the FIAH ROD! (Fire rod)

I equip the Roc's Cape and Cane of Pacci and use the force from the Cane and use the cape to put on it and make it FLYING BALL 'O' POWAH! It flies and explodes on the rod.

Object: Homestarrunner.com

I equip the Roc's Cape and Cane of Pacci and use the force from the Cane and use the cape to put on it and make it FLYING BALL 'O' POWAH! It flies and explodes on the rod.

Object: Homestarrunner.com

I destroy the FLYING BALL 'O' POWAH with an combination of fire beam and ice laser to make...
BURNING ICE to freeze the ball then melt it with fire.

I absorb the power of BURNING ICE, destroying it and givin me power.

Oh, and by the way,

I grab some blue moon stones out of the Erased dimension, make some more inventories, and try to sell them to everyone who posted here, or is gonna do that.

I am selling those, it may have something useful.

I absorb the power of BURNING ICE, destroying it and givin me power.

Oh, and by the way,

Quote from: StraightFlame on November 12, 2009, 21:18:02

I grab some blue moon stones out of the Erased dimension, make some more inventories, and try to sell them to everyone who posted here, or is gonna do that.

I am selling those, it may have something useful.

I shoot more BURNING ICE until it overloads the body then the body gets frozen then melted.

*utilizes LOGIC which clearly states that Ice can NOT melt people to liquids:  only thaw them out.*
[Object is logic]

Logic destroy I with deadly thousand MONKEY.