The Game of Destruction

I smash the lighter with another hammer.

I light the grip on fire with another lighter a flamethrower.

*uses a wrench to unleash the power of a fire hydrant to douse the flamethrower and all*
(the object's the wrench if anyone wonders.)

I bolt your wrench to the floor.  You can't unbolt it, because, you know, you need a wrench to loosen the nut, and your wrench is bolted to the floor.  (And the object is the floor, because that makes more sense.)

Said floor happens to be tile. A little cement remover, and it's in pieces.

The power of the star crater on the dark side of the blue moon, can Erase (wipe out entire existences from the space time continuum). And yes, i use that power to Erase the cement remover. Then i use a Blue Spiral to teleport me and the blue moon to the Erased Dimension, where (youre guessing it) the Erased things go. Then i summon a Star Blade to destroy the cement remover. You cant destroy my power, unless you strike at its source. And what could THAT be?

I use a calculator to divide by zero.
A rift in the space-time continuum is created, that destoys all other dimensions (including the ereased dimension) than the one I live in.

*takes batteries out of calculator and puts it into a giant mech, and seals the battery box*
Nobody's taking the "easy" way out of defeating my mech now!

I drive a car on your mech so it falls over.

I siphon all the gasoline out of your car.  And then I donate it to Mythbusters, knowing full well what will happen to it.

I hire a professional assassin to, uh... remove... all the Mythbusters people.

I hire a fleet of ninja mercenaries to take out the assassin.

I drop a nuke on them.

i send a "nukes are bad" asociation to destroy Kaizoman666 supply of nukes
(Element:NAB asociation)

I set the headquarters of N.A.B. on fire with a match.