The Game of Destruction

*nabs boot used to knock eros off the cliff and uses a printer to CRUSH the boot*
I knew we had technology for something, and I found it out.  Bashing stuff with technology!   

*Slams a TV on the printer.*

No, technology was made for somthing else: Bashing TECHNOLOGY with technology. 

I bring Elvis out of my basement, and he shoots the television.

In that case, I steal Elvis's gun and shoot him.

*uses a bionic arm to steal the gun that was already stolen*
I forgot...  got to destroy it...
*uses bionic arm as club to mash the gun into a metal plate*

Throws bionic arm into the sun.

Pushes sun into a black hole.

Calls upon God to make the black hole collapse upon itself.

I brainwash the world with a hypnotic-message-apparatus telling god is a made up fiction character and by that kills his existence.

I use my computer to hack whatever you're using to create the hypnotic message.

I drop your computer into a forest fire.  From a helicopter.

I shoot down the helicopter awesomely with a rocket launcher for a scene in the hit action movie, "GORF MAN".

I plug the rocket launcher with a glob of clay, and boom!

*pulls out hammer and mashes the clay to pure dust*
I would pummel it, but I don't want to break my hand.

I put the grip from the hammer on fire so its useless using a lighter.