The Game of Destruction

I just use my hands to snap your wand in two

What better way to hamper hands than with some handcuffs!
Objective to annihilate:  Handcuffs.

A wild HANDCUFFS appeared!
PUMPKINBOT used EARTHQUAKE!
It's super effective!
Wild HANDCUFFS fainted!

Clearly, Earthquake would break them because, y'know, Ground type attacks are super effective against Steel types. So, ah...stop an erathquake! Or something.

I use a machine that's meant to stop earthquakes.

Of course, the machine is the objective

I use the 7 Magical Flavored Muffins to override your machine and force it to divide by zero.

New objective: Destroy the Muffins. Eat them or something.

I place the Muffins on Train Track Edges and watches as a train crushes those muffins into little pieces!

Object: Train

I dissolve the train in a pool of acid.

I neutralize your acid with a base.

The Base gets hijacked. All your base are belong to us!

My Cliché-Catcher (patent pending) absorbs "All your base are belong to us!" and spits out a block of cheese.

I nom the block of cheese. Now destroy me.

I send Tommy, of The Who's Tommy, to smash the mirror.

New objective: Destroy Tommy, of The Who's Tommy.

I send Tommy to a Volcano using Portals

New objective: Portal Gun
Yes, I just thought with portals.

I incinerate your portal gun.

Object: incinerator room.

With my thermal-resistant shades I stand by and watch as the burning portal gun malfunctions and transports the incinerating room to a universe that only exists in the imagination of people who have had too much spicy food before going to sleep at night.

Objective: Portal to Imaginary World