The Game of Destruction

I use water (and time) to erode your rock until there is nothing left.

I boil your water with a teapot.

I drop a safe on your teapot.

I cut your safe with a chainsaw.

I use an Aperture Science Thermal Discouragement Beam to burn your chainsaw. Der's no moar emancipation grills, y'see.

I use a portal gun to redirect your beam.

I summon Kirby to suck your portal gun and turn into cake kirby :3

Whoever Kirby is, I ask a samurai to slay her.

I hire a Ninja to slay the Samurai silently

I use a gun to shoot the ninja.


Please use the bold bbcode to hi-light what you use as countermeasure.

I use Lava to melt down the gun

I use a fire extinguisher to turn lava into stone.

I use a fire extinguisher to turn lava into stone.

hmmm I think you would need more than that. More like a gian bucket of -80 c water

Edit: or liquid azote (like that stuff)

I use a very heavy spanner to knock the top off of the fire extinguisher, sending it rocketing into oblivion.

I warp your spanner to another dimension with a wand.