The Game of Destruction

I shall subvert the common sense via a foolhardy investment!

the bank has repossesed your investment. You now have $0 in your bank account

Take care.

I nuke the bank. Plane is ze object.

Unluckily, the bank was on the edge on the Bermuda triangle and the plane is never seen again. 

Unluckily, the bank was on the edge on the Bermuda triangle and the plane is never seen again. 

I warp the Bermuda Triangle to a black hole... Everything is now normal in that area and the Triangle is pulverized...

I use a Big Bang and cause the Black Hole to be exploded!

I put the Big Bang in a Big Bag.   

I use the effect of massive expansion from the first big bang to push the second big bang away.

I use Dark Matter to destroy the massive expansion! Somehow! Even though it takes millions of years!

I use a lightbulb to fill the dark matter with light.

I know, I'll turn the light bulb into a flea, a harmless little flea. Then I'll put that flee in a box. Then I'll put that box in another box. Then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!

A hammer, eh?  Hmm...  What better way to destroy a hammer than by a Jackhammer!
(For the bold impaired, the object's the jackhammer)

A jackhammer? The Best thing to destroy a jackhammer with is, of course, a bigger jackhammer! And it also comes with a useless assortment of gadgets, like a cup holder and PSP!

I destroy the bigger jackhammer with a diamond pickaxe.

I use a match to set the wooden handle of the axe on fire.