The Game of Destruction

I hit the reset universe button, causing  Tugsehgjksehgkljseh to un-exist.

I hit the reset universe button, causing  Tugsehgjksehgkljseh to un-exist.

You get the BSoD. Therefore, your reset universe button doesn't work.

Tugsehgjksehgkljseh: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

*Universe Reset* All old data has been erased.

UnivOS v1.3 Bootloader...

Initiating U:\SYS\Big_bang.unv

Loading constants.phy
Loading laws.phy.zip
Unpacking quantum.phy
Unpacking grav.phy
Unpacking particle.phy
ERROR: Invalid offset. Reformatting...

Universe successfully loaded! (1 error)
Error(s): BSoD.sys failed to load.

Ha! No Blue Screen of Death for you!

I use a big Viking-War-hammer to crush your Monitor, and the computer (and the ERROR), afterwards I`m going to the post office to bring the crushed parts to Bill Gates, who is to sad now to keep himself alive, using a big rope.

I burn the rope and save us all.

Object: That fire on the wall.

That fire on the wall manages to consume that tunnel before you enter the boss room, but still kills the Grinning Colossus, thus saving us all without the heelp of you. The fire eventualy burns itself out.

Object:CO₂

I use a strange device that deletes all of those C-thingies.
Carbon dioxyde or whatever it's called, is now oxygen.
(Object=the next poster's lungs)
(No, that really IS the object.)

My lungs are defeated by the power of CIGARETTES!

I smoke what's left of your cigarettes.
(Object = MY lungs!)
(And why do i still use the Wii Wheel while typin all this?)

I send a ZOMBIE to devour your lungs (and brains, just to be sure) and upon losing your brains and lungs, you become DeadFlame. Congrats.

i capture the zombie on my 4gb usb, which i then format, removing all data. Unfortunately I forgot to back up all the .god files except for 42.god
attempting to fix the situation, i run 42.god, which only managed to establish Douglas Adams as ruler of the universe (yay). Mr. Adams creates Marvin to rule the world.

I hammer your USB and computer, as THOSE are the objects.

I throw your hammer into a Furnace

Ima delete your hammer by using my molecular dispersion ray!

I drop a boulder to destroy the ray from my plane.

The object its either the boulder or the plane, your call.

*Pulls out AA (Abbreviation of Anti-Aircraft) to shoot down the enemy bogie (airplane)*
Object:  Anti-Aircraft