The Game of Destruction

I pour water into the lava, thereby hardening it and the lavaworm.

Water? WATER? PP I remember a time when colored Pineapples where creative (is this right here? "where"... probably "was" is better... il dunno)

However, I collect the water to spread it out about africa to help the hungry children, but before it hit`s the ground the sun is getting so hot, that the water vaporizes. and now we have.... steam! Yaaay 

Where is actually a question word, as in: 'Where is it?' The correct form of 'be' here is 'were'. It can't be 'was' because that refers to something singular, while 'were' is for something plural, pineapples in this case. You get points for getting close with 'was', though.

Anyway, enough with the English lesson. I illegally download Portal to my computer, and Steam, realizing that it is pirated, decides to delete Portal and itself.

Thank you =D

Oh but what should I destroy? Steam deleted itself. oO

I suppose that the computer

I bash the computer with a microwave.

technology was made for somthing else: Bashing TECHNOLOGY with technology. 

I cook my nuclear reactor in the microwave, discentigrating it.

(can't bold, on my wii)

I bring the microwave to Soviet Russia.

Microwave, this is the place where food cooks you!


(to clarify, the object is Soviet Russia)

In America, you play game. In Soviet Russia, game plays you!

I read a history book, and realize that Soviet Russia doesn't exist anymore. It disappears *poof!* in a puff of logic.

Yes, but in America, soviet Russia goes poof! in soviet Russia, America goes poof! so the history book is outdated and burnt by history fanatics on a pyre

*places pyre on a viking ship and sends the ship sailing*
[object:  Viking ship]

Um, wouldn't the viking ship just burns anyway because of the pyre on it? And then wouldn't the flame extinguish after the ship is burned?

Umm... hey look! A skittle!

i (Firecat)eat the skittle

*awkward silence*

*gunshot*

I use some kind of metal-stick to clog the guns barrel. Now it`s just a question of time cause StraightFlame looks like a guy who make a short work... damn have you ever seen Sin City? StraightFlame beware!

I summon Chuck Norris. He sees the gun, and somehow un-clogs the barrel, destroying the metal stick.