The Game of Destruction

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #270 on: December 08, 2009, 13:33:06 »
The money isn't the object, the jacuzzi is.

I get an elephant to drain the entire water supply of the city so that the jacuzzi doesn't function.


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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #271 on: December 08, 2009, 21:07:52 »
*uses a portable hole to trap the elephant in the earth*
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #272 on: December 08, 2009, 22:51:04 »
I throw a bag of holding into the portable hole, sending them both to the astral plane.

Also, I think the point of the game is to destroy the object BEFORE the event happens, so the bag of holding is still the object.


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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #273 on: December 09, 2009, 01:45:06 »
I toss a charged Wand of Cancellation into the bag to make it explode.  The wand lives.

(that is a reference to NetHack, a game I haven't played yet... and probably should)
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #274 on: December 11, 2009, 00:13:25 »
I close the game window without saving
I MEAN UH....

I have a random spawn monster kill you, thus ending your game.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #275 on: December 11, 2009, 07:29:51 »
I use Stephen Hawking to prove that your random spawning monster can't and doesn't exist, so it disappears in a puff of logic.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #276 on: December 11, 2009, 08:09:24 »
I take stephen hawking's wheelchair and automated computing devices rendering him completely useless.

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #277 on: December 12, 2009, 02:02:01 »
How dare you. The Americans With Disabilities act people and the scientific community set fire to your house


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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #278 on: December 12, 2009, 02:05:51 »
I drop the AWDap down a large hole.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #279 on: December 12, 2009, 02:09:35 »
I send in a S.W.A.T. team to Nevermind, that would be too PeppyHare4000-esque.
I summon my infinite legion of Steves into your hole until it is full!
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #280 on: December 12, 2009, 02:11:48 »
How dare you. The Americans With Disabilities act people and the scientific community set fire to your house

the object was actually the wheelchair... not me or my house... lolz so um... you failed at destroying. :)


I fill the large hole with jelly beans making it a nice level jelly bean break dancing stage.

I put a large piece of cardboard over your Steves, now making it a large break dancing stage. ;)

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #281 on: December 12, 2009, 02:33:01 »
I cut up your cardboard, then throw it into a pool of acid and watch it slowly melt away.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #282 on: December 12, 2009, 02:46:36 »
I drink your acid. Although this is delicious acid. Citric acid! C)p


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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #283 on: December 13, 2009, 20:47:02 »
I punch IThe poster above me that drinked citric acid with a basketball
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #284 on: December 13, 2009, 21:21:14 »
I punch I with a basketball
wut?

Please reiterate your statement. :|
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