Would you rather...?

Rules:
Answer from the two selections given from the person above you. Ask your own with two options. Can be serious or funny. Keep it clean, get creative 

Ill start with the original (and pretty much best ever) "would you rather"...
Would you rather:

Slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a pool of alcohol
or
Suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?

Slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a pool of alcohol

Yeah, the second one.

Would you rather..

Be given 1,000,000 dollars
or
Be on Deal or no Deal with a chance to win 1,000,000 dollars?

Be given 1,000,000 dollars, for sure

Would you rather (assuming both were finished)
Get night game and a wii for free
or
Get project Q (wiiware version) and a wii for free?

night game for sure 

would you rather eat a taco
or
eat a pizza?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbQidck1AdQ

Would you rather...

Read my comic
or
Commit suicide?

Commit suicide Read your comic.

Would you rather...

Skydive without a parachute
or
Go SCUBA diving without SCUBA equipment?

sorry, but I think this is superfluous and blurgh.