Drop down

Welcome to this game!

Instructions:
First, someone posts here that (s)he drops down something.
Then, someone else posts that (s)he interacts with the falling object, and then takes the role of the first person. Like this:

A: *drops down wallet* Think fast!
B: *catches wallet and sees a million dollars in it* Yeah i am *accidentally drops down wallet* poor

Rules:
1. Dont drop anything that is too heavy
2. I cant think of any rules

Now for real:

*drops down Firecat* bye lol

(This is like the trowing game, not? Anyway...)

*Since nobody cacthes me i hit the ground,get up, cursed StraightFlame, tripped over a rock near a pit and falled some more*

THERE ARE NO RULES IN THIS GAME!

are you sure? 

Noticing the forumer about to fall on me, I react appropriately.  Which is to say that I run away.  And throw an empty bottle away, towards the next poster, since I don't need it anymore, since it's empty.

(Yeah, this'll be locked, but why not enjoy it while we can.)

I catch the empty bottle and it shatters.
I clutch my hand and fall of the skyscraper I was conveniently standing on. 

Noticing another forumer, I pull out a bazooka and shoot him in the head with it.  But the rocket is a dud, so it just gives him a concussion.  Angered, I throw away the useless bazooka.

i grab the bazooka and reload it. i do a quake rocket jump and fly through the air.
i accidently drop my gauntlet as im flying 

*swiftly snatches gauntlet and puts on another gauntlet and proceeds to zap, but loses his gauntlets due to a magnet*
Dragsville...  I was hoping to zorch everyone with lightning.

*dodges gauntlets and drops down a magical scroll thingy, whoever reads it will be able to use pyrokinesis (pyrokinesis is a very rare form of telekinesis. Telekinesis is the ability to move objects by storing weird spiritual energy in it, and pyrokinesis is the ability to store really much of this energy in an object, causing it to burn)*

I catch the scroll and read it.
I suddenly accidently set fire to a tree!
one of the flaming branches falls off and falls......

...into my hands!
YEOW!!!  HOT!  *winds up setting a Mr. Potato head toy on fire and tries to douse it, but drops it...*
Oh god...  I heard of hot potato, but this is ridiculous!

some random scientist make it explode beliving that it was a papaya  i just kick the scientist to a cliff.

I give the scientist an uppercut as he falls towards me, then i rob him of his scientific formulas. They look like gobbledegook to me, so i throw them away.

*catches the scientific forumlations*
Guh...  they're faulty plans for ruling earth...
*amends the world domination plans to make daylight savings a 1 hour loop that never ends, and as such, people will sleep forever*
Now the plan is set, except I've no army.  *begins animating an army of Mr. Potato Head toys and loses his personal vial of life potion into the graveyard*
One army should do, but that life potion will be needed later...

::catches vial of life potion:: ...not before a few droplets spill into a conveniently placed bucket of water which i happen to knock over in my fumble for the vial not knowing that i inadvertently just woke an army of dead sigh... as i run from newly awoken zombies i curse my luck that i happen to have awaken the 21st century species... you know, the ones that run sigh... until i come across the potato head army! i jump and happen to drop my volleyball sized Dungeons and Dragons dice... blast i knew i should've brought the shot gun instead!