Have you ever?

Yes.
Just Cause 2
The demo is clearly amazing 

have you ever.....
Eaten a jalapeno?
i have, it wasn't too bad!
But it was probably a mild one or something....

No, but I made my friend eat a whole CAN of them AT ONCE. *AAAAAAAGH!*

Have you ever been stung by a bee?

Thank god no!  I HATE bees oh so dang much that I flee from them!
Have you ever heard of MsPaintAdventures?

Ms. Paint Adventures? The adventures of someone named Ms. Paint? Never heard of it (Kidding yes I have heard of MSPA)

Have you ever played a game of solitaire in which you literally could do nothing?

No, but one time I glitched Solitare and it went CRAAZY

Have you ever *borked* any game's files so much that the game did HORRIBLE stuff to your comp?

Yes, and it was horrible.

Have you ever noticed that Tetris does random stuff with your brainz?

Nope, never played Tetris much.

Ever post in 7 dif. topics in one day, and have no one else post for two(days)?

Yes, and I HAZ TETRIS EFFECTZ YEEAZ

Have you ever AAAHH FLYING ZOMBIE AAAAAH screamed so loud that your parents went crazy?

Mine was first, so.... Yeah.

I answered yours.

Have you ever AAAHH FLYING ZOMBIE AAAAAH screamed so loud that your parents went crazy?

No, but i made Pokemon noises for so long that my mom went crazy. And then i kept calling my brother a Shinx. He went crazy too.

Have you ever used the ''Send Topic'' or ''Print'' functions on the NSF?

No. Derp.

Have you ever eaten some cake, then realized it has something gross in it?

Kinda; what I thought was icing on the top was melted wax from one of the candles. 

(It did have a little icing...which was the same color as the candles, white.)


Have you ever gone for a walk at night and met a stalker?

No, unless my mom following me counts.

Have you ever walked in a park and had a cat follow you home?

Yes, and it was awesome. It ate some corn.

Have you ever watched the "trolol mocks you for 57 minutes" video all the way through? (I haven't, it drove me insane anyway)