Have you ever?

no, the lockers at my school are so small!!!

Have you ever tried making some pizza but failed? (I have )

Actually, I succeeded (though, it probably was the world's worst pizza ever )
Have you ever won a free something or other online, and it was actually true? ( you received it, it wasn't a scam)

Nay.  I don't do those at all, as I suspect it's the ultimate evil, trying to destroy my computer and to make it into a renegade junk droid to kill me!  (Over-exaggerated yes, but it goes to show how devastating it'd be if I lost my computer.)
Have you ever owned an external hard drive at all?

I just got one from my mother

have you ever punched a hole in a door?

nooo... poor door! (i've had an ex bf do it to MY door tho! inconsiderate  )

have you ever slipped and fallen somewhere... then just layed there for a while?

No... I don't think I have done that.



Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

wtf..? I guess not. No! NOO!!!

Have you ever eaten something that's alive?

wtf..? I guess not. No! NOO!!!

Have you ever eaten something that's alive?

If you count endless amounts of bacteria and viruses, then yes.
I seriously need to stop utilizing loopholes.
Have you ever despised technology to want to destroy it all?

No.
Have you ever wiped out a universe?

Umm... seriously??? No. In a game... YES!
Have you ever played Learn to Fly?

YES!!! the game is full of epic win!!
have you ever written a program in python (a programming language)?

Yes.  A really, really small text adventure, specifically.  I don't have it anymore, so don't ask for it.

Have you made at least five KS tilesets?

at least 50. I think.

Have you ever broken something you borrowed?

I probably have, but I don't remember right now, so I guess yes.

Have you ever requested a user name change?

yes, and it was granted.

have you ever been playing a video game, thinking "how do i get to the next part", and finally realize you were on the right track about 3 hours ago? (i have)