Have you ever?

er...no...but I have found something, not known what it was, and realised it was A VERY EXPENSIVE ART DECO VASE by breaking it 

have you ever had an argument with someone, and thought up something really witty and clever to say that would shut them up for good...half an hour later?

Of course I have... It makes me frustrated with myself.

Have you ever done the same thing, but with something that would actually make someone really pissed?

Wha? I might've, I don't remember.

Have you ever failed to kill master Sidimiz propperly.

I don't know who that is.

Have you ever gone to a store just to buy 1 item you want, which is only reason you are there, and it's sold out?

Yeah, at least once when I've wanted to buy a popular game. Or an unpopular one. Or an old one.

Have you ever tried Sweet Cinnamon Stride?

Yeah, at least once when I've wanted to buy a popular game. Or an unpopular one. Or an old one.

Have you ever tried Sweet Cinnamon Stride?

I've never even heard of it.

Have you ever had a nosebleed?

(for some reason, my mental blood condition has made me bleed from everywhere EXCEPT the nose)

No, but i believe there was something else that involved my nose.

Has y'evah did sumfing silly that involved a part of a thing that you have near your computer at the moment?

Like break it? because yes. I did broke a Egiptian-Frog-Stone thing that was sitting in my desk.

Have you ever had to go to the dentist to remove you a teeth?

No not at the dentist but I had 2 teeth removed at the orthodontist

Have you ever trolled someone?

Atleast tried to do it...

Have you ever tried to hax?

Me hax my friend's internet all the time, usually only to test my hax. Has led to weird situations where he runs up to me IRL, saying "I saw the most awesmoe thing on teh interwebz..." and me inturrupting him with exactly what he was about to tell me.

OH NOES FORGOT QUESTION

Haz you ever broken a bone? Me hazn't.

No, but i has been to hospital once for... i can't remember why.

Have you ever said either 'g2g' or something sad that happened to you in a chatroom, exactly the moment when another guy *throws a  -smiley at bumperpower64 for reasons unknown* was typing something among the lines of 'W00T!!!' and didn't notice you said something?

Have you ever said either 'g2g' or something sad that happened to you in a chatroom, exactly the moment when another guy *throws a  -smiley at bumperpower64 for reasons unknown* was typing something among the lines of 'W00T!!!' and didn't notice you said something?

...wait when did that happen

...wait when did that happen

<jimj316>: g2g
<bumperpower64>: wooo!
<bumperpower64>: bad timing sorry bye

I even put it in my sig...

No

Have you ever encountered a near-death experience.