One fine day, a smiley soaked his friend with a super soaker. His friend said: "Why do you want to eat me?" The smiley laughed maniacally and ate a big peanut butter and milk taco. Meanwhile, someone was eating a very large me. And I drank some ice for the lulz and lemon tea.Then he went to the store to buy some good mudkips. Then he used them for his nefarious and very evil master plan. He also eats them to replenish his magical flying powers, which allowed him to fly -while talking with Shawn- to the mall, and purchas[ing] a very large and obnoxious evil kitten, who bites various things. So he sold it. Later the maniac smiley wanted to smile but couldn't, because his dentures were stuck together with gum he ate. His face is frozen. He thought that he could [..?] Next up, he started ruining my pretty face by punching it. I instantly died but came back to get my hat. But I accidentally tripped over a giant space laser and died again. But then I became a weird looking zombie that eats people's hands when my Russian fly[ing] donkey smorgasbord flies away from where I am to where I will be. But then a doctor
[offtopic]It's a great game! [/offtopic]