Three Word Story

gum he ate

his face's frozen

That is four words. You lose.

no, it's a contraction. Fine, though, if you call that cheating, I'll fix it:
Instead of what I said:
his face is

frozen. He thought,

that he could

"The maniac smile wanted to smile but couldn't because his dentures were stuck together with gum he ate" makes sense (barely) till then.
But then "stuck together with gum he ate his face is frozen."
You've lost me.

"stuck together with gum he ate. His face is frozen."

Yeah.. I don't get it either.

Weird game.

Next up, he

started ruining my

pretty face by

punching it. I

instantly died but

came back to