*shoots Niffreak with backseat-moderating bullets*
Razzorman: 4 You one-two punch a hole in the wall and rip away the wood around it.
Firecat: 4 Unable to find UFO debris, you cobble together a vine-shooting stick.
NESgamer190: 2 You run over to firecat's weapons and try to steal them, but he pushes you aside before you can steal them.
For the lulz:
Didriking: 1 You barely notice that I rigged the dice roll before I summon lightning upon you. You are dead.
Limelemon: 6 You concentrate all your 1337 math skills into your feet. You shoot off like a rocket into the clouds.
Purple Pineapple: 1 You manage to summon deck chairs, but they definitely aren't flaming and they're right above you. They crash into you and crack your skull open. You are dead.
Dataflashsabot: 5 Purple Pinapple's dead, so you instead summon lightning bolts onto... (random dice roll) Firecat. Some smaller shocks start shooting at everyone...
Firecat: 2 You fiddle with your vine-shooting gun while an enormous bolt of lightning crashes from the heavens. The shock runs through your body and fully paralyzes you. You are dead.
Bumperpower64: 3 You take a few sticks and lean them against a rock.
Igiari: 4 You teleport yourself onto the support beams under the roof.
Dodge the flying electricity
Razzorman: 1 It hits you dead on in the chest. You're paralyzed and unable to move for the next turn.
NESgamer190: 1 It hits the metal around you, thereby transferring into your body. You're paralyzed and unable to move for the next turn.
Limelemon: 4 You barely manage to dodge the bolt.
Dataflashsabot: 3 It scrapes by your foot.
Bumperpower64: 4 You shield yourself with your slide. It zooms right by you.
Igiari: 5 The support beam shields you from the electricity.
Players alive
Razzorman, paralyzed
NESgamer, paralyzed
Limelemon
Bumperpower64