Oh, hey, the server fixed itself. Weird.
IP:92.15.90.147
Port:25564 or 25565 (try 25564 first)
I have found a static IP service that doesn't ask for £240 a month!
Nao I must find out whether it is a scam, or if I am eligible.
In other news: I have set the forum to require an email verification, to possibly combat the endless hordes of spambots.
(WARNING to the person who runs the spambots: once I find the e-mail of one of your spam accounts, I can and will trace it back to your ISP (no matter if the address was faked, you're still on a server) and a quick query to the nameservers will tell me the e-mail that you used to sign up to your ISP, and any others that have been used by you. You like spam? I'll post your e-mail all over the internet. That should get you some.)