Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, it is open every afternoon and evening now. However, there are lots of little kids there and they may have peed in the pool.

I wish Elon Musk would put RFK Jr. on his rocket and the rocket would go to the new Mars settlement and not come back.

Granted. He becomes the new Dark Emperor of Mars and from his Untouchable Mars Fortress he declares war on Earth.

(I had to look him up and I can't even...)


I wish Earth was better prepared to defend itself against Martian war.

Granted. All our defences now point upwards to the sky against coming attack from Mars. However there is no defence against mole people and they're definitely up to something.

I wish humanity was able to defend itself against Martians and mole people at once.