The fortunately/unfortunately game

Fortunately, it's not the manual that's on fire.

Unfortunately, he can't read the manual because like NESgamer190 said, it's too dark to see a darned thing.

Fortunately, He uses the ultimate stone. He is now back home, everything back to normal...
Unfortunately, He soiled himself, has no toilet paper and can't afford it either...

Fortunately, leaves.
Unfortunately, he no longer has the ultimate stone because whatever just happened.

Fortunately, he uses a time rewind and still has the stone

Unfortunately, he's back in the room too.

Fortunately, he used the stone and now ends up in the bank vault and pulls off a successful heist...
Unfortunately, the public society caught him peeing himself... and pooping himself...

Fortunately, the public society was UNABLE to record the humiliating scene due to defective equipment.

Unfortunately, the public finding him has caused the heist to reach an unfortunate failure, and the protagonist must go directly to jail!  Do not pass go, do not collect 200 of the currency of your choice!

Fortunately, he has a "Get outta jail" card from the community chest (go monopoly!)

Unfortunately, he's stuck in the Monopoly world now 

Fortunately, he's a pro at monopoly.

Unfortunately, he lands on Boardwalk that has a hotel on it.

fortunately, he has enough gasoline to burns it down.

Unfortunately, he has no way of lighting it.

Fortunately, HE owns the boardwalk and park place monopoly!  What a sneaky guy to be that crazy prepared.

Unfortunately, he finds himself facing against Income tax space on a painful 5.