METEORS

ZOMGWTFBBQ METEORS

You has to avoid the meteors in different ways!

The next poster has to steal the last poster's escape method somehow and get awayyy!

P1: I fly away with my wingzorz
P2: I slice the wings off with a switchblade and fly away
P1: I use a teleporter
P2: I slap the teleporter out of your hand and teleport away too

I use an awesome epic holy... rocket, to... rocket away to a random planet.

I EMP your rocket (cause it totally works) and get on, too. I then deactivate the EMP.

i use telepathic powers to push you both off, then I pull the rocket towards me and jump on.

I shoot you down, and take your telepathic powers. I use that to start pushing myself upwards and outwards.

I put on magical shades that make me turn invisible and the meteors don't notice me, and run away like an angry black man.

Course, I notice you with my new powers, and I steal your shades.

I then eat some buried treasure and turn into a gold vaccination tampered. I then vanish to mars.

I hire Bowser to suck you back down to this planet. I take your treasure and run off with it.