Stories and Other Art by Gorf (Me)

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Stories and Other Art by Gorf (Me)
« on: June 09, 2010, 20:59:59 »
I write stories sometimes, and nobody ever looks at them unless I tell people, so I thought I'd make a topic for them. Any stories I write that I deem good enough will probably be put on deviantart. Most will be comedic in nature.
I also make (extremely) random pictures sometimes. They usually aren't very detailed or well-drawn, but... some of you might like them. I'll post the better ones here too.
You can also visit my deviantart profile and just look around. Carefully.

Stories

This one is a superhero story... WITH A TWIST!
Slim Meets His Nemesis

This one is an... educational... article/analysis on the topic of pens.
Observing... Pens

Art

This one is a King Henry VIII in its natural habitat.
Long Live the King

This one is an illustration of the food chain in a few totally not made up organisms.
Food Chain

I welcome criticism.
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Re: Story Time with Uncle Gorf
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2010, 13:09:34 »
That was a fun read. Reminds me a little of the webcomic "Antihero for hire" :P
Some KS levels by me:

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Re: Story Time with Uncle Gorf
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2010, 01:15:53 »
Heh, neat. Reminds me of Kick-Ass. Granted, it's a lot more cheerful than that.


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Re: Story Time with Uncle Gorf
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2010, 19:57:25 »
Unfortunately, I am not a good artist, so no.


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Re: Story Time with Uncle Gorf
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2010, 06:37:00 »
New story, bros! A link is in the opening post. This one was really fun to write, and it only took me like an hour and a half.


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Re: Story Time with Uncle Gorf
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2010, 19:25:16 »
Thanks Uncle Gorf. From now on I will respect everything that has something to do with pens! Especially Write bros. pens!!

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Re: Story Time with Uncle Gorf
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2010, 07:27:16 »
so I was going to use pens today but then I realized pencils would be better so I used them
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Re: Story Time with Uncle Gorf
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2010, 07:29:40 »
Wrong. Pencils are never better unless you have to do a Scantron test. Usually. Sometimes it's good to be able to erase. But not usually. And I guess sometimes you need to write lightly, but you're still wrong.


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Re: Story Time with Uncle Gorf
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2010, 08:26:29 »
I love pens but sometimes I really need to erase but I hate eraser marks help
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Re: Story Time with Uncle Gorf
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2010, 15:04:37 »
I have erasable pens!


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Re: Story Time with Uncle Gorf
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2010, 16:18:27 »
You're a cheater and give some to me

Also Gorfinhofin where are the cups and glasses I really like those especially the glasses but not so much the cups oh and I guess mugs are pretty okay too
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Re: Story Time with Uncle Gorf
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2010, 17:10:27 »
also ball point pens are inferior to fountain/nib pens!
Spoiler: (click to show/hide)
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Re: Stories and Other Art by Gorf (Me)
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2010, 05:34:01 »
Updated! There is now ART in addition to STORIES. Check 'em out.


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Re: Stories and Other Art by Gorf (Me)
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2010, 20:11:32 »
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