My "books"

They're not really books, they're more like essays or something. But people say they're funny, and I thought that the crowd here is as mindless as the one that likes these the people here might like these. I use Megaupload because it's cool. Period.

Le Frenche Menu
It's a menu. In fakey-french. Basically, the only rule of fakey-french is "Add lots of Es everywhere" so that's exactly what I did. Enjoy. The first dish has a naughty name. Children, beware.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XLR3MBS6

Quantum Mechanics Adapted to the Meanest of Intellects
Don't actually use this book if you want to know something about QM. It's absolute bullpoop. But I guess it's funny. Profanity.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=AZTBSHAZ

Business Trips Tips
This was written as a joke. But I thought maybe the world wants to see it. Most (almost all) of the products, albums, etc. are from homestarrunner.com.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XXDQQKJP

The Diary of Abigail Ryan
This is a silly little horror story inspired by a game called "The Mirror Lied". I posted this one on the forum of the creators of this game first, and pretty much everyone who posted liked it. Enjoy?
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NAN4Y09V

I also wrote some other "books", like "Post-Apocalyptic Literature", which is basically a collection of notes and stuff from Fallout 3, "Contagious", a failed novel/story/essay/book/rant written in second person (!), and "The Font Re-Vyu", where I review fonts. If you actually want to read these, ask for links, please.

Well, that's it. I hope you enjoy these. I sure enjoyed writing them.  

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Edit by THA EDITOR:

Oh and, I think you need Word 2007 to open Quantum Mechanics, or at least to see the fancy cover, headers and footers.

Edit by THA EDITOR:

Of course, I'd like some (constructive) criticism, comments etc.

They sound interesting! Could you PM me the "Post-Apocalyptic Literature" one? I am a fan of Fallout and post-nuclear stories/information in general.

Seeing that obviously no-one except Wanderer cares about these, I should have given up writing a loooooooong time ago. But I'm stubborn like that and I'll torment you all at least until someone comes and admits these are s**t.

So here are my Miscellaneous Books, all packed in one .rar file. Enjoy.

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I care about your literature, Yukabacera.

I read through the QM one, and I did exhale forcefully as a release of positive emotion every now and then, I was a little bored through most of it considering that nearly all of it was ripped from... well... the Internet.  Still, the stuff you actually wrote, I enjoyed.

Ah, thanks for the publicity! I thought nobody cared about these. And yes, the QM book is mostly stuff from the internets: I wanted to make it look, uh, professional.

Yeah. I've changed since then. 

I hope this doesn't stop you from looking at the other books, though!

Thanks for the support, both of you!

Also, new book in the first post!

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