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Could you do me a favour?

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Offline Polana

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #405 on: September 19, 2023, 11:41:51 »
I would but I'm sure you did it all by now yourself.

Do me a favour and pick up my parcel at the post office.
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #406 on: October 22, 2023, 01:07:09 »
I would but it's been so long the parcel has returned to sender.

Do me a favour and refrigerate my Monster for me.
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #407 on: October 22, 2023, 02:10:24 »
I would, but... ew, why are you drinking that stuff?

Do me a favour and... confirm that Purple Ink wasn't talking about an actual monster, right?
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #408 on: November 08, 2023, 23:36:17 »
I would but ...  :shifty:

Do me a favour and finish this tedious work for me.
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #409 on: November 19, 2023, 20:41:16 »
I would but you yourself described it as tedious so I am not too inclined to do it for you.

Would someone be so nice and peeled and sliced this huge basket of apples for me so I can put them into dryer ?
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #410 on: December 05, 2023, 02:05:22 »
I'd love to, but I'm not allowed to touch knives anymore, since... the incident...

Be a dear and recount to me what actually happened during... the incident... I think my memory of... the incident... may have been erased from my by shady government employees. Or possibly by the micro-chemicals hidden in our food.
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #411 on: December 05, 2023, 17:10:04 »
I'd love to tell you but I'm not able to talk about it without bursting out laughing because it was so... maybe it's better for you to not remember it because it was a bit embarassing... but... that little blue hat... HAHAHAHAHAROFL

Could anyone with better self control tell Talps what happened ? Or draw a simple diagram of it ? Somehow express it with emojis ? Because I can't stop laughing.
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #412 on: January 25, 2025, 13:58:32 »
I would, but my ability to diagram would probably just end up looking like this:



Could you do me a favor and teach me what the intended purpose of crayons is? Tried them as a garnish for a salad once, but I ended up getting a visit from the health inspector and it cost me a lot of time and money. I just can't figure this stuff out, guys.
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Use a metaphor and tell us that your lover is the sky. Tell us that your lover is the sky. When you do that, we won't believe you. We won't believe you because saying so makes no sense, but we'll see a meaning. We'll see a meaning.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #413 on: January 26, 2025, 18:03:17 »
Well I would just love to, but my niece ate all my crayons last time she was here (why do people keep doing that??) so I have none to demonstrate with.

Could you do me a handle and buy me some more crayons?
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #414 on: January 26, 2025, 18:42:55 »
I'd like to, but all the stores in my local area are fresh out. I think somebody's been eating them. Not sure who.

Could you do me a favor and check me in to the orthodontist? My mouth tastes really waxy for some reason.
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Things to remember when writing figures of speech and sound:
The power of poetry comes from the ability to defy logic. Defy logic often.

Use a metaphor and tell us that your lover is the sky. Tell us that your lover is the sky. When you do that, we won't believe you. We won't believe you because saying so makes no sense, but we'll see a meaning. We'll see a meaning.

The other thing is the ability to be remembered. Love anything.

Love anything
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