Pit of 99999 trials

(taken from some other forum)
You have to post a challenge which someone needs to do. The challenges can range from the mundane (preparing and serving a steak) to the impossible (destroying and subsequently recreating the universe). Post only one trial per post.
Here's an example:

1: Have wallets full of foreign money
2: Create pants that shoot gamecubes.
3: Find shoop da whoop's home
4: Play Rockman X (Famicom)
5: Eat Indian food
6: Get a miniature ship out of a glass bottle
7: Clear DDR on super hard mode

Lets start!
1:have more time logged in on the forum than me. (Total time logged in: 2 days, 1 hours and 45 minutes.)

for me: 5 days, 23 hours and 41 minutes

2: have tried Kingdom of loathing

Done...
3: Create the largest KS level ever.

Congratulations bored. You killed the game!
Seriously though, I don't get it. How can we have impossible challenges? (Not that its impossible to create the largest level ever, but its pretty darn hard. Level is subjective btw.)
If someone posts something impossible, the only way to not let the game die is to lie = not actually playing the game = posting just because you can = spam, and spam is against the rules for this board.
Change the rules to only allow possible challenges, and this could actually be fun.      
Also, this game is about challenges, not trying to do something, like the 'challenge' mathexpert posted.

Edit: I guess you could just copy-paste the same screen 2000 times, but I'm not sure if I would count that as a level.

Edit 2: Alright. I made a level. Call me a hypocrite if you wish. I hope the mods don't mind me attaching it.
4: Find the secret message in this post.

Alright, something about changing the rules? Well, I would if I could  .
By the way, nice job on that level! I wondered if someone would figure that out...
5: Beat I wanna be the guy on any difficulty (screenshot of the victory will suffice)

Did you find the secret message? No cheating.

"Potatoes are fun "
Also, you can make the level bigger. If you have warps in the absolute bottom screens that go to the absolute top screens and between the absolute left and right screens, then it would be possible to enter every single possible screen

5: Beat I wanna be the guy on any difficulty (screenshot of the victory will suffice)

Why not?

OMFG I FORGET!!! You dont write how to complete the trial its just a list.
anyways:
6.Make a game maker game with 1000+objects.

Wait, hold on... We are not supposed to complete the challenges, but just think of challenges and list them in the topic? Nobody actually has to do it?
Then everything in this topic will just be spam.

Agreed. If its only to list some challenges, its just a pure spam game.

I'm therefor locking this.