you`re banned

So its been quite a long time since I last posted (you can lose a lot of time on newgrounds ). So to come back with a bang i thought up a forum game! (bang)

Basically you have to come up with a reason to ban the person above you. Then post it!
example
user 1: The poster above is banned for being nonexistant.
user 2: Banned for being called user 1!
No one will get banned for real (hopefully...) and please... no spammers.

I wonder how im gonna get banned...  

Another Spam game... Something that needs to be locked...

how is it a spam game?

No it's fun.

You're banned for making a new forum game.

You're banned for making difficult levels.

You're banned for making easy levels 

You're banned for thinking this was a spam game.

I really don't like this kind of topic.

We previously had a topic which was similar, but instead it involved killing, and although I dislike that even more, it had more depth in the game itself than this topic has. We locked that topic too.

What I dislike most about these kind of things is the negative feeling each post gives me.

Sorry, but I'm locking this.