New Choose your own Adventure

B) Fart

Now what on earth possessed you to do that? They are burned alive, and their flash is instantly destroyed. They are torn to bits in incredibly agony.

A) Die
B) Die
C) Die
D) Yeah, let's die
E) Never bump dead forumgames ever again
F) Commit suicide by going back in time and landing in a volcano
G) Pretend like there's anything to do but die.

G

You just sit there like a f*cking b*tch.
You die anyway.

You is in the soulland!

A: Have a great time and lock this thread because it's dead
B: TELL MY BROTHER TO STOP YELLING THE WORD F*CK!
C: Laugh at all the noobs who died and were sent here
D: Go back to earth.

D: Back on earth and you seem to be in the Holy Land.

a) Look for s'more of those rocks
b) Kill everyone
c) Summon Ste-V

C

Ste-V arivves. Suddenly, he transforms into Ste-VVVVVV.

A question the reference
B Run away screaming
C Get the reference

A: You (and StraightFlame) question the reference... and how it's possible Ste-V can live while the CV is erupting! That's why you summoned him in the first place, he'd die

Anyways, you see a teleporter. It seems to be possible to teleport to:

(yes, these are the actions)
A: Cave of the Raining Rivers
B: Building of the Money Spending
C: Sky of the Cloudy Blue
D: Island of the Look Out
E: Lab of the Crazy Prof.

...those seem familiar... and that is supposed to, since you are required to stay on the map (if there are no plot twists)... You take a peek at the map again, and wonder what the teleporter can teleport you to...