Granted! You have a really nice time when you go to the spa but when you're at the spa it kind of sucks.

I wish to stop sleeping so much.

Granted. Your left ankle and foot stop hurting you and instead start hurting everyone else. You lose all your friends due to your compulsively kicking them.

I wish to not end up sitting next to, behind, opposite or in front of anyone annoying on either of my flights tomorrow.

Granted, but she will now only communicate with you by screaming.

I wish for safe travels this month.

Granted but you forget about all other plans for the rest of the year.

I wish it would stop getting dark so early.

Granted, it instead requires you to hop everywhere.

I wish I hadn't forgotten about the plans I'd made for this evening.