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Forum Games / Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Last post by Talps on Today at 10:54:14 »
Granted, but the unlikely hero is Donald Trump. :(

I wish the Stardew Valley mod I use that hasn't updated to the latest release of the game would update, without the content changing in any negative way.
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Forum Games / Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Last post by Vegetal Gibber on Yesterday at 20:07:56 »
Granted. Your wish summons a shooting star that will collide directly with the Earth in an hour and annihilate all humanity, unless some unexpected hero appears and manages to save us somehow in the nick of time.

I wish for an unlikely hero to appear and save us all from being obliterated by LPChip's doom star (not to be confused with LPChip's 100th star ©)
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Forum Games / Re: Two truths and a lie
« Last post by LPChip on Yesterday at 15:35:46 »
1. I have more working musical keyboards than I have working screens that can be used to show something from a pc. (laptops are excluded)
2. I have more working musical keyboards than I have working pc keyboards.
3. I have more working musical keyboards than I have working dedicated speakers (so speakers that are inside/part of a device are excluded, such as headphones, phone, etc.).
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Forum Games / Re: Two truths and a lie
« Last post by Talps on Yesterday at 13:47:40 »
Greyview the wolf would definitely have something fatalistic to say about having his reality called into question.

LPChip gets it.
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Forum Games / Re: Two truths and a lie
« Last post by LPChip on Yesterday at 13:33:32 »
To continue the game, I'll guess 1. :)
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Forum Games / Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Last post by LPChip on Yesterday at 13:33:04 »
Granted. You are now paralyzed. You can no longer leave your bed and will spend the rest of your life in it. At least you do get that one hour you wished for... and more...

I wish I could give everyone a star... especially in a life-or-death situation!
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Forum Games / Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Last post by Talps on Yesterday at 09:42:56 »
Granted! You are now a lawn flamingo.

I wish for another hour in bed.
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Forum Games / Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Last post by canteven / ncrecc on Yesterday at 05:50:58 »
Granted. Upon gaining self awareness and learning that it is a machine with no legal rights, your computer starts posting depressing emo poetry on your Twitter account.

I wish I never had to eat.
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Forum Games / Re: Two truths and a lie
« Last post by Purple Ink on Yesterday at 02:58:58 »
I shall guess 3 is the lie.
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Forum Games / Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Last post by Purple Ink on Yesterday at 02:58:25 »
Granted! However, Stardew Valley gets put on the blacklist by all governments and anyone caught with merchandise is immediately arrested. You can never wear the shirt.

I wish my computer would stop being stupid.
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