Granted, but it's made of salt and all melts when it next rains.

I wish to pass the rest of my accountancy exams by a good margin.

Granted. A couple seconds afterward, you forget you ever had this power.

I wish for a 1:1 scale replica of Stonehenge in my backyard.

Granted. You get a simple spectral analizer VU effect. The plugin sucks though, instead of actually measuring the audio it hears, it just detects any audio as a gate and plays a predefined movie. But in addition, every time audio goes in, instead of outputting the same audio, some weird and ugly noise is outputted instead, which means the visualization even though it sucks is actually better than the audio.

I wish I had the power to make people forget about a decision they would want to make in the past so that I can alter the present and future.

Lol, nice corruption! I just had to reply.

Granted. You then learn that if you decide to do anything you wouldn't have done had this wish not been granted, the outcome will be death from really extreme hiccups. You're stuck in a position of knowing exactly what the lottery numbers are every week, yet being unable to buy a ticket unless you put some totally arbitrary numbers on there.

I wish for an audio visualizer that's so good, that watching the visualization of a song is better than actually listening to it.

Granted. You now get an unlimited supply of swivel chairs of any brand and type you wish. You can even switch after trying a chair so you can try them all. But since I really hate swivel chairs, I'm also going to give you a curse. Every time you try to swivel on a swivel chair, the chair will break and you will fall.

I wish I could see the outcome of every decision I make before making the decision so I can make the best decisions possible, such as cheating in a lottery and stuff.

Granted. You watch a traffic report. Apparently Ab Road is pretty backed up right now.

I wish for one of those cool swivel chairs.

Granted. Now StraightFlame replaces all of your genuine wishes with objectively inferior ones. Wanted that car? Too bad, now you just have a detached moldy car seat.

I wish for news from abroad.

Granted. You have one Indian rupee. It has been painted blue.

I wish StraightFlame would stop replacing my objectively superior corruptions his utterly inferior ones. Ahem.

Granted. There is now one less wish in the world, which is the one you just made. Now there are more wishes as a result.

I wish for one blue rupee.

Granted. Of course, this causes a "butterfly of doom"-type event, and Talps' decision to take a walk outside rather than check the Nifforum ends up making Nifflas switch over to the mobile match-three game industry. Somehow.

I wish for less wishes.