Four days ago, this game (https://sophieh.itch.io/our-damned-machine) inspired Nifflas to make an extremely short "game" of his own using a tool called Bitsy (https://ledoux.itch.io/bitsy). You can "play" it in your browser here (http://www.ni2.se/temp/positive%20thinker.html). Do note however that this is probably Nifflas' simplest "game" ever.
I guess this topic could be moved into a sub-forum of its own. Then again, I don't think there's much to discuss about this "game". After all...
... it's just a literally unplayable joke. In order to move, you'd have to hack the "game". Which is easier than it sounds, considering its code is openly exposed and extremely simple. I did it by removing the "WAL true" line. There's also a cup of tea in there, but I think that's just a placeholder item Nifflas didn't bother removing. I saw nearly the exact same thing in an example game from a Bitsy tutorial (http://www.clairemorleyart.com/a-bitsy-tutorial).